A portrait of my family once a month in 2016
Willy: Used some choice four letter words to a woman who gave us the stink eye, followed by the finger, after Sonny let out a few ridiculously excited, albeit loud, sheiks at a restaurant we love but will no longer be returning to.
Hooper: Sported pull-ups during his third bout with a stomach bug cuz, hashtag shits, no giggles. Two days after he recovered he made himself lunch that consisted of moldy sandwich meat and proceeded to tell me, “don’t worry, I ate around the dark circles”.
Van: Attests that if you put onion in your eye it makes your eyes ‘sour’.
Sonny: Pooped out a small green lego.
Me: Got hit on at the 99 cent store while visiting a friend in the Valley. It’s worth noting.
Jimmie: Refuses to eat his own barf despite my encouragement for him to do so.