A portrait of my family once a month in 2017
Willy: beat his record of consecutive days without taking a shower.
Hooper: walked into us tending to Sonny, who had blood all over him and all over us, and said, ‘HOLY SHIT’.
Van: was mad about something and completely disappeared, prompting Willy and I to grow near frantic. He popped out from behind a door upstairs just before we were set to call the police.
Sonny: fell and busted his lip and left our home looking like a murder scene.
Me: got Jimmie water using my feet while flossing my teeth and felt like the ultimate mulittasker and earned the nickname ‘fancy dandy’ from Willy.
Jimmie: cleans up blood just as well as he cleans up discarded food from the highchair.